the year is 2023. you log into tumblr. you see a post saying that taylor lautner starred in a taylor swift music video and then came out onstage during her tour and did a series of unplanned, spontaneous blackflips just because he felt like it. you check to see if the post is from one-time-i-dreamt. it is not. skeptically, you scroll down only to see someone say that sharkboy and lovergirl are feeling so unserious at the eras tour tonight. you wonder if your dash is trying to goncharov you.
eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090:
staunchly against toddlers being given phones. stop that. give them little stuffed animals to play pretend with. fucking talk to them for a second even. stop giving them your phone. stop giving kids phones and ipads. stop it.
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